#Coffee was SPAT

[awanderingtortoise]

Replaying the hallway kiss scene like Helena did with the elevator one and I'm not even ashamed of myself

[perenial]

new franklin expedition rpf dropped

[melancholyghoul]

i just fucking died

[call-spoiler]

the reason smallville refreshes me so bad is because the writers let clark kent be a LOSER!!! brother was played by tom welling and somehow still fumbling everyone and everything, no charisma in sight. can we have that back please

[drartslog]

They just canonized BDSM Angbang in its full dark glory, didn't they?

[talesfrommedinastation]

Head Canon #1: Grand Moff Tarkin is a drama queen and the Final Boss of He-Karens. His Thunderdome is the Target Parking Lot in North Brook, IL. Seriously, that place is a nonstop white lady punching match.

Head Canon #2: In order to both cut costs and produce obedient, mindless killing machines, Hemlock makes the CXs take part in working as baristas at the Starbucks knock off in Mount Tantiss.

This is what broke Crosshair and we all know it.

@perfectlywingedcrusade @eyecandyeoz @deoxd @thecoffeelorian @deezlees

[agathasvidal]

IF YOU WANT STRAIGHT ANSWERS ASK A STRAIGHT LADY AGATHA HARKNESS THE WOMEN THAT YOU ARE

[more-cardigan-than-woman]

1: One of these days I'll figure you out.

2: No, you won't.

[morporkian-cryptid]

[Spoilers for The Murderbot Diaries - Network Effect]

I was going to have to answer Amena and I was in a hurry so I just said the truth. "I need to talk to ART in private." Amena's expression did something funny and she lifted her brows. "About your relationship?" "Very funny."

Murderbot then proceeds to tell ART they should have a child together.

[pedrospatch]

JOEL IS THAT U

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

i’m at beanies and my coffee tastes like someone spat in it like what

[tokagrem]

If im not the stupidest motherfucker alive consider me DEAD

[isurrendertoclones]

Me: I wonder why Cody doesn’t wear a kama…

Spouse: It would get in the way of his many antennae

[ilikedetectives]

I may go to a conference at some point and apparently this is the location

[griffonsong]

uhh yeah so out of curiosity i read feynite's looking glass fic in like, september before veilguard came out and i was APPALLED to realize it just. ends. abruptly. because it's one of the best fics i ever read just for the characters, writing, and the way all the lore & previous storylines are tied up together into something coherent (even if you don't like time-travel as a concept!)

and i remember thinking "wow it just STOPS?? bioware must have sniped them for the actual coherent writing lol"

and uhhhhhhhh let me just say. reading all the veilguard revelations really DOES make me think some bioware dev(s) stumbled across that fic and was like "HOLD the fuck up"

[zapsoda]

flawlessly estimated the amount of water needed for my cup of noodles just by eyeballing it